Showing posts with label Wendy Bell. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wendy Bell. Show all posts

Friday, April 15, 2016

"Driving Miss Wendy;" pitfalls for Bell's return


There’s a palpable sense of relief in Pittsburgh these days, a feeling an ordeal has reached a turning point, that positive resolutions are in store.

Pens up 1-0 in NHL playoffs?

Nah.

Wendy Bell is back on Facebook!

This is great news for her ardent fans, and they are many.

For them, her absence has been emotionally challenging. Some have felt adrift without her presence, her insights, the reassuring sound of her voice.

I can relate.

I’ve felt that way since 2008 when Myron Cope died.

Bell was a popular Pittsburgh news anchor for 18 years. She was fired after a well-intentioned Facebook post of hers made it seem to some like she was among the victims of a mass murder that claimed the lives of five black men and women and one unborn child.

She concluded by switching to Caucasian benevolence by saying she’d as if by magic been transformed by the sight of a young black man cleaning tables with a “rhythm and step that gushed positivity.”

The youth, later revealed to be Brandon Walker, reported he was thrilled by the attention and Bell’s posted assertion he was “going to Make it.”

Anyone who knows anything about media uproars understands she’d have been better off writing that Sammy Davis Jr. is alive and well and busing tables at the the South Side Cheesecake Factory.

Few unbiased observers think the firing was justified. I wonder if craven bosses thought she was getting too popular or her salary was too high.

Either way, she was canned and many tears were shed.

Given our fixations on news personalities, the reaction was predictable. Many people love Wendy.

Maybe none more than Wendy herself.

This became apparent when upon her return to social media, she began touting her tweets with the PittsburghStrong hashtag, like what happened to her was akin to the Boston Marathon bombing.

A slew of mocking “White Anchor Lives Matter” memes ensued.

That’s why I hope she’s very careful about what she posts because she’s entered a very dangerous realm. Now everything she does and says will be hyper-scrutinized to her detriment.

Because returning to Facebook is one thing.

The real danger will be when she returns to the Cheesecake Factory.

I fear she’s going to turn into Daisy Werthan and hire young Walker to be her Hoke Colburn. 

Yes, it’ll be “Driving Miss Wendy.”

It’s the potential parody of “Driving Miss Daisy,” a 1989 movie starring Jessica Tandy and Morgan Freeman. It won four Academy Awards and I remain confounded one of them wasn’t Most Boring Picture.

I remember hearing the accolades and thinking, man, this has got to be great and that “Driving Miss Daisy” would be a metaphor for something interesting. I thought at some point one was going to take out a gun and shoot the other or that the quaint Southern town would be scandalized when police found the black driver putting it to the old white babe in the back seat of the 1949 Hudson Commodore.

But none of that happened. It turned out a movie called “Driving Miss Daisy” was simply about a guy who drove around a widow woman named Daisy.

It was appalling.

And it is what I fear will happen when Bell returns to the Cheesecake Factory.

I believe Bell is now suffering from delusions of grandeur. She feels, not without justification, she is a beacon in race relations. Certainly, she feels like she’s in a position where she can make a difference and the obvious recipient of her good will is Walker.

I can see her thinking it would be good PR if she hired him to be either her butler or chauffeur. That way should could tutor him and earn street cred when he “Makes it.”

And if the kid gets a speeding ticket while he’s driving her around she could influence the only “race” issue she’s capable of resolving.

Oh, to live in an America where our only race issues involved reckless drivers!

As it is, it’s enough to drive us all crazy.



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Thursday, March 31, 2016

Was firing Wendy Bell too PC? When canning an anchor over racial writings isn't black and white


Given the hysterical reaction to the firing of a popular Pittsburgh news personality, I’m sensing I can further my career by writing a blog focused solely on the comings and goings of the shiny breed.

Farewell, Eight Days To Amish . . .

Hello, “Anchors Away!”

I’m sure my readership would surge if I devoted weeks to the now infamous saga of Wendy Bell, a WTAE-TV anchor/anthropologist for the past 18 years.

To be more precise, she was an anchor for the duration, an anthropologist for just one day.

That day cost her dearly.

She unwittingly parodied herself on her Facebook page last week when she dove into always turbulent racial waters following the appalling massacre of five adults and an unborn child. You can read her full text here

I advise you to try and read it so that instead of it being composed by a perky woman known for saying things like, “Now, let’s go to Ashley for the forecast …” it is read by God voiced by Morgan Freeman.

And to further extend the innate surreality, try and imagine Freeman as a Caucasian female.

Her heart is broken. She is bereft. She is feeling like Bob Dylan felt when he wrote, “The confusion I’m feelin’ ain’t no tongue can tell!”

Yet, she finds hope!

She sees a small black child wiping tables at a Pittsburgh restaurant. He’s cheerfully doing his duties “with rhythm and a step that gushed positivity.”

All this could have been avoided if she’d have just written that Sammy Davis Jr. is alive and well and washing dishes at the Cheesecake Factory.

But the damage was done.

Sensitive critics pounced, said it was white privilege at its worst.

One observer, Damon Young, went further. He declared her post was so over-the-top it was a veritable “white privilege turducken.”

Because the climate has me fearful of racial insensitivity accusations, I will not assume Young is black. I’ll just report he posts at www.verysmartbrothas.com, has written for Ebony and has a profile picture that makes him appear black, but the picture could have been filtered.

Either way, Bell was canned and our community is in turmoil. 

Her supporters are very upset. They say she was just telling the truth. They say her First Amendment rights have been violated.

The confusion I’m feelin’ ain’t no tongue can tell.

Understand, she’s free to say whatever she wants. But there are consequences to whatever she wants to say.

Even otherwise simple-minded married men understand this. It’s why they thoughtfully pause when their wives ask if the pants make her butt look big.

Many people who rail against tyrannical political correctness are basically asking for a pass to be outright rude.

They fail to realize honesty without tact is like brain surgery without anesthesia. 

The operation could succeed, but the complications could kill.

Bell isn’t being fired for honest insights about race.

She’s being fired for playing God.

And that’s even more unfair because that’s exactly what some WTAE executive years ago advised her to do with her FaceBook account.

They told her to emote. To share. To engage. To bare her ever-lovin’ soul.

What self-respecting TV exec would want a news reader when he or she could have a cult leader?

People in positions of prominence are idiots if they think they can glibly bridge centuries-old racial divides with hallelujah Facebook homilies.

Lesson?

Do not sweepingly judge a people of color until you’ve walked a mile in their $149 Michael Jordan Horizon shoes or whatever footwear all you black people are today liking.

Really, today in America it’s all pretty black and white.

‘cept when it isn’t.

And that’s when things can get pretty ugly.



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