Just a quick reminder to my area friends I'll be signing "Use All the Crayons!" at The Pond tonight from 5-8.
The sign is already causing a stir in Latrobe. My buddy Paul said a sign saying I'll be at The Pond from 5 to 8 is like Dave advertising the bar sells potato chips.
Others say it makes me look like a side dish, like cole slaw.
I worry that some might read the sign in a hurry and conclude I'm 58. Man, where does the time go?