Showing posts with label Tiger Woods. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tiger Woods. Show all posts
Tuesday, November 8, 2011

The Cain Mutiny

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I’m wondering who the next person to come forward to claim Herman Cain groped them and am fearful it might be me. Our paths have crossed. ...
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Friday, July 22, 2011

Tiger fires his Tonto

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Who’d have figured? Today’s most famous celebrity break-up doesn’t involve shiny Hollywood starlets, but a professional golfer who hasn’t wo...
Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Kim Jung Il should try PGA Tour

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Many narrow-minded American golf fans have been upset by the onslaught of talented Korean golfers crowding the LPGA leader boards. They ain’...
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Monday, April 19, 2010

Who's the worst man in America?

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I’ve tried in vain for the past week to calculate who’s the worst man in America. The competition is just too, well, stiff. Is it Tiger Wood...
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Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Tiger, tips & teeth

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There is much criticism today over how the herd golf media was cowed by Tiger Woods. Me, I’m just happy for the opportunity to describe paun...
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Friday, March 19, 2010

Merry March Madness!

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You can judge how much a guy dislikes any given holiday based on the number of greeting cards he has to send or see. So far, there are no “H...
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Thursday, January 7, 2010

Conversion immersion: feet to meters/Buddhist to Christian

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I thought of old Mr. Barnaby, my fifth grade teacher, this week when I was immersed in tricky conversions involving feet to meters, dollars ...
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Friday, December 18, 2009

Male birth control with teeth

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It’s becoming clear that mankind will never have successful birth control until a drug is designed that diminishes the length of a man’s pen...
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Monday, December 7, 2009

Indestructible wedding rings to outlast any marriage

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I received a polite and solicitous e-mail today that wondered what it would take to get me to mention “Tungsten Wedding Bands” on www.EightD...
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Wednesday, December 2, 2009

I want Tiger for my son-in-law

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My scheme to become future father-in-law to Tiger Woods gained steam this week when the golfer’s Escalade hit a fire hydrant and his marriag...
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Monday, March 30, 2009

Step. Step. Twist, The Tiger Beat Goes On

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My brother Eric correctly predicted exactly what was going to happen with Tiger Woods on the 72nd hole at Bay Hill on Sunday. Not that he’d ...
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