Eight Days to Amish

No Paychecks . . . No Prospects . . . Always How one writer struggles to elevate from the hammock, overcome his God-given laziness and earn a living in a cruel world that insists he work. (The title of this blog is in no way aspirational or should be considered an endorsement of the Amish lifestyle)

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Monday, August 29, 2011

Exploding heads? Cheney wrong again

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Capital police have yet to report an epidemic of exploding craniums in Washington. Thus, the man who more than anyone assured America that I...

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Monday, May 16, 2011

America's got talent ... Not!

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I may not be the best writer, but I’m probably the only writer who can do 10 Army regulation pull ups and juggle. Not at the same time. Not...

Monday, January 3, 2011

Devout Christians departing May 21: Yippee!

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Looks like anyone who purchased for full price a 2011 calendar paid twice too much. A group of Christians is making news for pinpointing the...

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Friday, January 15, 2010

Dick Cheney should replace Simon Cowell

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The only thing that can save the declining “American Idol” franchise is replacing the departing Simon Cowell with the only man more reliably...

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Wednesday, May 13, 2009

American Idol and American music

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As much as I was distraught by eight years of Bush/Cheney, my sanity was soothed by the certainty that one day it had to end. The American p...

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Monday, December 8, 2008

Crooked halos & angel tree urchins

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I prefer buying Christmas presents for angel tree urchins to buying them for my own little angels, the bratty little ingrates. With my kids,...

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