Showing posts with label Keith Richards. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Keith Richards. Show all posts
Monday, March 23, 2015

Will getting a harp help get me into heaven?

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(695 words) Because I believe it’ll increase my chances of getting into heaven, I’m thinking of acquiring a good used harp. Bein...
Friday, October 24, 2014

My facial procedure & aversion to big ass needles

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(735 words) The unbidden gusher of tears came squirting out of my face the instant the dermatologist stuck the needle into the soft sk...
Sunday, January 13, 2013

Re-run: Enough already! Awash in staples

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From 2009. I'm almost four years older and I'll bet I've used maybe 40 of the staples from the 5,000 pack that inspired t...
Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Keith's bio: Warts 'n' warts

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Today is a momentous day in my life: I'm about to admit I made a mistake. My first. And it’s one of those whoppers that will f...
Sunday, November 14, 2010

Random thoughts from NYC

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News reports say stranded cruise passengers survived on nothing but spam, mayo sandwiches and booze! Booze! Booze! Sounds like my diet from...
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Tuesday, October 26, 2010

When Sprawl-o-ween eats October

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Only four more shopping days to Halloween. That means our Halloween tree has been up for three weeks. As Halloween trees go, ours is modes...
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Friday, May 21, 2010

Roll on, Stones

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The most important nugget I gleaned during four years of incidental education at Ohio University had more to do with philosophy than journal...
Thursday, April 16, 2009

Enough already! Awash in staples

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It dawned on me at the cash register that the $4.29 I paid for 5,000 staples will be the last money I’ll ever spend on staples in this mor...
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Wednesday, March 4, 2009

The "rock stars" of the financial media

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For anyone who reads this blog in hopes of comedic diversion, this one could be a doozy. I’m about to opine on the economy. This ought to be...