Eight Days to Amish

No Paychecks . . . No Prospects . . . Always How one writer struggles to elevate from the hammock, overcome his God-given laziness and earn a living in a cruel world that insists he work. (The title of this blog is in no way aspirational or should be considered an endorsement of the Amish lifestyle)

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Saturday, January 15, 2011

I've forgiven Ben Roethlisberger

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“Good afternoon, Pittsburgh Steelers offices.” Hi. Can I ask you some oddball questions? “Sure! Go ahead.” I’m trying to find out how many ...

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Monday, April 19, 2010

Who's the worst man in America?

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I’ve tried in vain for the past week to calculate who’s the worst man in America. The competition is just too, well, stiff. Is it Tiger Wood...

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Thursday, April 15, 2010

Take this jersey & shove it

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You’d think I’d have known better by now. It was just six years ago that I laid down the law about shelling out big bucks to wear the jersey...

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Monday, March 15, 2010

Trade Ben to Oakland

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In a week when American Idol is planning to murder the Rolling Stones, Ben Roethlisberger is killing the Pittsburgh Steelers. It’s a bad w...

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Friday, January 30, 2009

Predictions for the Super Bowl & Beyond

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• I predict the Steelers will win Super Bowl XLIII by a score of XXXIII to X and that Ben Roethlisberger will be the game’s MVP. The QB bel...

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Chris Rodell: I'm the Latrobe, Pa., based author of "The Last Baby Boomer: The Story of the Ultimate Ghoul Pool," "Use All The Crayons! The Colorful Guide to Simple Human Happiness," and popular books about two Latrobe neighbors (Fred Rogers & Arnold Palmer). I'll write for anybody who'll pay me. I am a PROSEtitute

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