Eight Days to Amish

No Paychecks . . . No Prospects . . . Always How one writer struggles to elevate from the hammock, overcome his God-given laziness and earn a living in a cruel world that insists he work. (The title of this blog is in no way aspirational or should be considered an endorsement of the Amish lifestyle)

Monday, July 31, 2023

is this my best line?

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  My friend Scott Levin told he thinks this the funniest line I’ve ever written … "If most men are being honest --  a big "if...

My nearly 2 hours with world's most sadistic barber

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(671 words) I’m so resigned to the cruel realities of male pattern baldness that when my daughter said my hair looked nice, I said, “Whic...
Friday, June 30, 2023

Tweets of the Month

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  • As a proponent of "make everyday something festive," I was a pioneer promoter for "Christmas in July" (and August, a...
Thursday, June 22, 2023

Thots on Titan sub & untimely death

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  (648 words) I blame my years as a young newspaper reporter for why I spend so much time thinking about untimely death. Back then it was a ...
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Wednesday, May 31, 2023

What we used to call Tweets of the Month...

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  Check out my Intstagram ! • I swear, if I were a lumberjack, I’m certain I’d spend less time jackin’ lumber and more time sitting in t...
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Monday, May 22, 2023

It's true: Fred Rogers & Arnold Palmer never got along

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  (674 words) I’m proud that all my books and subsequent talks are all about spreading happiness and understanding. My aim is to uplift ...
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Tuesday, May 2, 2023

My unwanted adventure inside the women's restroom

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  (757 words) I mistakenly found myself on the culture war front lines Saturday at an otherwise innocent golf bash.. And, yep, my penis was ...
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I'm the Latrobe, Pa., based author of "The Last Baby Boomer: The Story of the Ultimate Ghoul Pool," "Use All The Crayons! The Colorful Guide to Simple Human Happiness," and popular books about two Latrobe neighbors (Fred Rogers & Arnold Palmer). I'll write for anybody who'll pay me. I am a PROSEtitute
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