Saturday, October 30, 2021

Twick or Tweet? October's best

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  • I’m not really sure they bought it the first time, but I sense my family is after 6 consecutive days losing patience with me walking in ...
Monday, October 25, 2021

Arnold Palmer's ghost is haunting The Tin Lizzy (wink, wink)

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  (597 words) First off, it says something about the quality of our dead regulars that if I could summon their spirits, Arnold Palmer would ...
Monday, October 18, 2021

Our, oh, so sinister nipples

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                                                (617 words) One of the most brutal situations a public speaker must endure is to persevere t...
Tuesday, October 5, 2021

Repeating myself over and over and ...

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  (622 words) People say I repeat myself when I’m drunk. People say I repeat myself when I’m drunk. Or maybe you’ve already heard? If you re...
Thursday, September 30, 2021

Sept. Tweets of the Month

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And here at the end of the month it is the customary time to post my wrap-up and ask the question, as I always do, geez, does anybody even r...
Thursday, September 23, 2021

Thoughts on dinosaur sex

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  (621 words) Some fathers talk birds ’n’ bees with their daughters. The wusses. When I have “the talk” with my loved ones, we go big. We go...
Wednesday, September 15, 2021

Reflections on nearly 30 years of staring out the window

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  (583 words) I spend an inordinate amount of time wondering if my decision in 1992 to skip the whole career thing was a wise career move....