Tuesday, August 31, 2021

August tweets of the month (may contain some nudity)

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Sorry to let you down, but I was just kiddin' about the nudity. I hear nudity can really drive up the numbers so I thought I might as we...
Monday, August 30, 2021

I'm lazy, you're busy. Which is worse?

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                                                    (950 words) The story has now become legend and is recounted scornfully whenever I encou...
Thursday, August 26, 2021

I told black man they all look alike

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   I was yesterday guilty of saying one of the most stereotypical racist statements from our long shameful history of bigotry. I told a blac...
Monday, August 23, 2021

Wild chickens roaming our yard

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  (440 words) You’d think the guy who drinks the Wild Turkey would have been the first to see the wild chickens, but you’d be mistaken. Stil...
Saturday, July 31, 2021

July Tweets of the Month

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  • It’s discouraging to see how many old friends have toiled at lucrative careers and are now one-by-one leaving the rat race, while I slog...
Sunday, July 18, 2021

Why am I such a crybaby?

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(657 words) The second most common question asked of me by my daughters, ages 20 and 15,  — and I’m paraphrasing here — is: “Why don’t you  ...
Saturday, July 3, 2021

On July 4th, my response to a decorated officer hinting I'm un-American

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  (658 words) I had a disheartening encounter with an illustrious and once-avid reader this week who declared me as anti-American over — t...