Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Chewin' on Earth Day and warm worm poo

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(691 words) My wife couldn’t believe the contempt I was expressing for my audience. “You mean you’re just going to tell them the same ...
Monday, April 21, 2014

Easter round-up: Springsteen, peeps, Pens & Portland pee

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(955 words) • I checked and unless I’m mistaken it’ll be one year exactly Thursday since I’ve done one of these lazy blog round-ups....
Friday, April 18, 2014

What God says when Jesus sneezes (and other worldly thoughts)

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(850 words) I without fail announce a cheerful “God bless you!” anytime I hear someone sneeze, even though I know it’s almost always a...
Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Men getting hosed by low testosterone ads

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(753 words) With every commercial I become more fearful for the future. Levels are rising to dangerous heights. Things are getting hot...
Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Me on TV & the day Palmer's people offered me a $70,000 job

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(1,489 words) I knew when the phone started going off at about 10:52 p.m. last night I’d made the cut. Friends from around the country...
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Monday, April 14, 2014

When stinkbug constellations are stellar

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I know some of you may be checking into today to read my thoughts about the splendid “Arnie” show continuing tonight and tomorrow on Gol...
Sunday, April 13, 2014

"Arnie" spoiler alert: I'm on it

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 . . . and so is Bill Clinton. And Donald Trump. And Kate Upton! You can check out the alphabetically-ordered list right here . I’m cons...