Thursday, April 30, 2009

Nosing around heaven and hell

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I remember a long boozy evening when a friend of mine was expounding on the mundanities of heaven and hell. By that he meant we all sort...
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Monday, April 27, 2009

Cigar store ambiance enhanced by breasts

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In my endless quest to find the coolest place in Pittsburgh, I’m often responsible for rounding up a posse. Sound easy? It never is. Maybe I...
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Friday, April 24, 2009

"Waiter, there's some hair in my bar!"

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The boys in the bar were making fun of how long my hair was getting. Understand, when I’m talking about the boys in the bar, I don’t mean Vi...
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Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Saving the world with global worming

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I’d planned on spending Earth Day scattering dense trash on pristine lands and in deep lakes where the environmental obscenities will likely...
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Monday, April 20, 2009

Is it safe? A tortured debate

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At the risk of alienating one of my 11 confirmed readers, I’m about to get serious. I know about 10 percent of my entire readership, a good ...
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Thursday, April 16, 2009

Enough already! Awash in staples

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It dawned on me at the cash register that the $4.29 I paid for 5,000 staples will be the last money I’ll ever spend on staples in this mor...
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Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Human hunting to curb gun violence

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We need to curb rampant gun violence by issuing human hunting permits to psychopaths who’ll promise to only target suicidal volunteers. I co...
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